Which Thread Locker Brand Wins?

5 products tested (Permatex 242000, JB Weld 24206, Loctite 242, Pro-Seal, Vibra-Tite) across 3 tests: no-load torque, pre-vibration 50in-lb removal force, and post-vibration removal force after several hours on a running lawn mower engine. Numeric attribution is heavily garbled throughout: brand names are dropped or badly mangled next to their measured values (fibertite/viper tight = Vibra-Tite, GD well = JB Weld, Pro steel = Pro-Seal), and two values required elimination-based brand inference rather than an explicit name in the transcript (a 20 in-lb no-load value likely belongs to Permatex, a 9 lb post-vibration value likely belongs to Loctite); both are flagged as uncertain in the respective product notes, not stated as fact. Pro-Seal's no-load value of 235 in-lb is roughly 10x its peers (10 to 25 in-lb) and is likely a dropped caption digit; kept verbatim, not corrected. Pre-vibration removal-force data is only clearly captured for 2 of 5 products (Permatex 8 lb, one unnamed product 13 lb); the other three brands' pre-vibration values are missing or unattributed in the transcript, most likely a caption/edit gap rather than the products being skipped, since each of those three does have a post-vibration and/or no-load value elsewhere. No price is mentioned anywhere in the transcript. The narrator declares no overall winner (closing line: "not all thread lockers are equal"); products are listed in the order they were introduced in the intro rather than a performance ranking, since the three tests produce mixed and incomplete results across brands that do not support a single ranking. Pro-Seal's description-listed model number (24206) duplicates JB Weld's, likely a description typo; kept as given per the verbatim rule.